As we were sure it would be, our Flanders and Swann ‘tribute’ evening last Monday was a huge success.
Composer William Godfree and ex-MP Michael Mates have been performing Flanders and Swann songs for charity for over 30 years – and have raised an impressive £300,000 during that time. And for those few of us lucky enough to still have a much treasured copy of At the Drop of a Hat – or even to have actually seen Michael Flanders and Donald Swann in person – they are the ‘real deal’. Although some of F & S’ satirical songs no longer really resonate as the ‘scandale’ they were lampooning has passed into history, so many more of them are universal. So it was extremely hard to choose only three to give you a flavour of the evening.
I decided to begin, as they always began, with A Transport of Delight and have included a little of Michael’s introduction. Apologies, incidentally for the fact that Michael is in so much shadow – in summer no lights can compete with the daylight from the window behind our performers.
For my second choice I had to pick my very favourite F & S song – Misalliance – the sad tale of the honeysuckle and the bindweed. As Michael said, this was unique in their canon as although they wrote many songs about animals, this was the only one about plants.
And finally, should I give you The GNU or the Hippopotamus song?….. Delightful though the GNU (spelt G.N.U.) is, the vision of the whole royal family in the royal box bellowing ‘Mud, Mud, glorious mud’ was just too good – so the Hippopotamus it is.
Although William and Michael say that they have officially retired their F & S act – when pressed by various members of the audience to make a return visit, they did not actually say no. So if enough of you are keen, maybe we could have a rerun with a few of the other much loved songs that did not manage to squeeze their way in on Monday sometime in early 2025.
Although I fear I forgot (again) to take any pictures, our 1950s supper went down a treat. I had wonderd whether the rather excessive amounts of mayonnaise and paprika sprinkles might have been a bit much – but no. ‘Who does not love a prawn cocktail?’ exclaimed one guest. ‘I have been dreaming of Coronation Chicken for years!’ said another.
Music for All’s Music Makers’ Charter
In the light of William and Michael’s massive fund raising efforts, it seemed the moment to mention another brilliant charity – Music for All.
We know that the benefits of music making are profound but apart from the lucky and priviledged few, it is becoming harder and harder to be involved in making it.
Whilst 85% of independent schools boast orchestras only 12% of state schools have them and recent research has shown a significant fall in the number of entries for music GCSE. (ISM survey 2023 ‘Music Education: State of the Nation)
‘Music therapy reduces agitation and the need for medication in 67% of people with dementia, significantly reducing the spend on anti-psychotic medication.’ (APPG on Arts, Health, and Wellbeing (2017))
It is Music for All’s mission to help disadvantaged individuals and groups of every kind to access music making through well-conceived, low cost music making initiatives. And the latest of these is their charter demanding:




Hello.
We are all in our eighties, and at dinner last night we were talking about Flanders and Swan, and trying to remember the words to the different songs.
I recalled a song that started “she was a cute little English Snail and he was of French abstraction. I can’t find any reference to it on the internet,but it must be Flanders and Swann.
Can you help? They tell me I’m going senile, they’re probably right.
We were all fans of F and S and would be interested in a tribute evening if one is ever proposed again.
Hello Mark –
The only F&S song I can think of that that opening line would fit is Have some Madeira M’dear – but somehow I don’t think that is right. No indeed it is not – just checked and these are ‘Madeira’s’ opening lines which, along with the whole song, are now too politically incorrect to be performed – sadly.
She was young, she was pure
She was new, she was nice
She was fair, she was sweet seventeen
He was old, he was vile
And no stranger to vice
He was base, he was bad, he was mean…….
I am afraid there is unlikey to be another tribute evening as our Michael Flanders, Michel Mates, is now knocking on 92 and not in the best of health.
So sorry not to be able to be of any help on either front. Michelle